Dentist

A type of social worker with a hygiene kink who considers themselves doctors because they know how to brush their teeth.

"Oh mom my tooths hurting can we go to a dentist?"
"No Janet shes a TikToker now lets go to a real doctor instead"

Milking the shit

To overuse or abuse something

Son: "Oh look mom it's that Tik-Toker whos milking the shit out of the same joke."
Mom: " No son get away from him he's Pakistani"

mom be like humour

Where a 20-year-old describes their experiences with their mom from the perspective of a 9-year-old

"haha don't you just hate it when mom doesn't let you game past 10 pm" Said by 20-year-old single adult engaging in mom be like humour.