jsaps

Acronym for: Jordan Spread Asshole and Pussy Special. Deriving from the internet celebrity and twitter personality Jordan H, meaning when a girl takes a photo from an angle where both their asshole and pussy are being spread by their own hands, preferably kneeling down.

"I'm going to need a jsaps from you if you want me to take you seriously bitch"

Tom Challenge

Deriving from Deviant-Art creator and Valorat superstar Tom W. And his noble quest to operate a motor vehicle In west London, all while being excessively inebriated due to inordinate consumption of Captain Morgan's Spiced gold 3 hours earlier.

I'm doing the Tom Challenge tonight. If you don't try to stop me you will be an accessory in the manslaughter convictions.

I got no ballsed to do the Tom Challenge last night, you know I had to do it.

God, doing the Tom Challenge finally makes driving fun.