dingle knobber

One who enjoys titillating, caressing and sucking on the flaccid penis and balls of a person possessing a substantially lower IQ. Dingle knobbers often engage in odd behaviour with the other person’s genitalia; such as knocking or slapping the suckee’s balls together to make noise.

“Dude, I don’t want to hang out with Bruce anymore.”
“Why?”
“He is such a dingle knobber. He tried making music with Crazy Carl’s balls.”
“Whataweirdo.”

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