block heater

A device that attaches to the engine block of one's vehicle that when plugged into an electrical socket with a plug heats up the engine and keeps the oil warm. Used in any part of the world where the temperature drops below freezing.

The block heater keeps the engine warm and allows it to easily start even at extremely cold temperatures. It is usually seen as an electrical cord sticking out from under the hood of a car in Canada or the states that border Canada.

This device warms the engine, not the interior of the car.

Herb: It's gonna be cold tonight.

Bob: Better plug in your block heater or your car won't start tomorrow!

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get in the groove

To have sex or to manually stimulate a woman's vagina.

My buddy likes to get in the groove with hot chicks after the bar.

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mo job

The act of use using your moustache mo to give a partner pleasure or excitement. It can involve tickling their cheek or neck, or thigh, or belly, etc. It is not always sexual, but usually is.

Whenever my girlfriend starts giving me an attitude, I give her a good mo job and she starts seeing things my way.

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- 40

The temperature at which the Celcius and Fahrenheit scales are equivalent. From this point the two scales diverge with 5 degrees Celcius equalling 9 degrees Fahrenheit.

Also very cold.

It was - 40 yesterday, I damn near froze my balls off.

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walk in clinic

The Canadian version of doc in a box. A medical clinic that is usually associated with a group of general practice doctors that offer this free additional service without scheduled appointments. They offer all the basic services of an ER (stitches, shots, prescriptions, sick notes, etc. ) without the need for a hospital staff.

The dude stabbed me with a fork, I better go the walk in clinic and get a tetanus shot.

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hagged out

A derogatory term for a girl or woman that used to be hot, but has aged very poorly and is now out of shape with a poor complexion and / or bad hair.

That chick was hot in high school, but she's really hagged out now.

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pet the bunny

Female masturbation.

When Tanya's boyfriend fell asleep she pet the bunny to get off.

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