Sewer Steak

Resembling mashed together modeling clay. The firmest member of the fecal family. Most often identified with having to be broken with a ruler or stick to properly dispose of. Known for it's painful, rectal stretching properties. Distinguished by its mottled color, similar to a marblized, aged uncooked steak. Brought on by an high fat, "tavern diet".

"after three hours at the bar, eating cheese curds, beer and that double cheeseburger, I went home and left a nasty Sewer Steak....."

"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."

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Buttonhooked

To get or be, fucked, screwed, or swindled or left out of something.

"We waited for you till 8 to go to the bar, and when we got there, we ran into the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. We partied all night with 'em....."

Yeah, my boss made me work late....He totally buttonhooked me"

or

"I waited too long to use my coupon for that free case of beer....I totally buttonhooked myself"

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