COD Disease

When a colleague calls in sick with an STD around the time a call of duty game is released.

John: Why isnt Jack in college today?

James: He obviously has COD Disease

John: Whats that?

James: Its kind of like an STD

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Cauc-asian

A white guy with Asian features

Jack: Are you sure your not asian?

Seb: No me no asian

Jack: Wow your majorly Cauc-asian

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