Anneke

Woah, you’ve come across an Anneke. This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, so listen closely, my friend.

The first thing that you should know, is that Annekes are literally the hottest people in the entire world. If you’ve met an Anneke before, you know this is a fact. If the Anneke you met didn’t seem hot, JUST YOU WAIT. (They probably haven’t had their glow up yet. Another possibility is that Anneke is not their real name, and they’re lying to you because they don’t want you to know that they’re actually a Stephanie. Gross.)

Annekes are also some of the smartest people alive. They may seem ignorant, but trust me. They have a whole game plan, and are often several steps ahead of you, and just when you think you’ve finally caught up, they win.

Annekes are caring, and kind people, and they often possess special talents that you might not even know they have. (Yodeling, fish wrangling, race car driving, etc.)

Anneke’s only downside is that she is quite a sore loser. A small price to pay, for being so awesome.

Moral of the story: If you meat an Anneke, keep her around. She’s a pretty cool chick.

No way, did you find an Anneke? What a rare find!

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zebra

Like a horse, but better. Zebras have many stripes, and a sophisticated color palette making them superior to every other creature in the animal kingdom. They are practically the real-life version of a unicorn, only with less sparkles and more stripes. Zebras are so self confident, they don’t try to blend in, they stand out. Zebras are very rare, and spotting one is a once in a lifetime experience. If you find a zebra in the wild, make sure you catch it and bring it home with you for good luck.

“Omg, look over there! Is that a zebra?”

“That’s so cool, I’ve heard they can grant wishes!”

“Yeah, dude. They’re like the real life version of unicorns.”

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Ellie K

SMOOTH, like sugar free cherry Jell-O.

"Cows are awesome, and Kyle is HOT"

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