coffee

a drink made from coffee beans. people drink it because of its content of caffeine. some people drink it because they think they look cool walking into class with a big ass cup off caribou coffee talking about how they need to wake up yet its 40% cream 40% sugar and 20% coffee

wanna get some coffee?

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bogusaurus

1. bogusness of immense proportions
2. an extinct dinosaur that was bogus
3. how i say bogus

"i was hungry so i ate your cookies"
"bogusaurus"

prickface

someone with a prick for a face? used by people who arent clever

dude youre such a prickface

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Ron Perlman

ugly. typecasted as ugly guy. good actor though. just ugly

dude she looks like ron perlman

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bassist

first i just want to say, before i start my definition, that soultoast is an idiot because he cannot spell simple words such as "unrecognized", "instrument", and "beauty" so just disregard his definition altogether.

a bassist is a person who either plucs, picks, or slaps a bass. generally more musically inclined than a guitarist since the guitarist(and ill admit it because i am one) plays mostly for show(unless classically trained because thats different from rock and metal of sorts). bassists dont usually get solos because its not part of their job description but when they do it is usually amazing. ex: anesthesia. as great and important a bassist is to making music, he will never be cooler than the guitarist. i say that with all honesty.

contrary to popular belief, cliff burton wasnt metallica's first bassist, ron mcgovney was. cliff burton was fucking awesome though.

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undying

1. unable to die
2. a great metalcore band from raleigh, nc. their new singer is female but can scream like the rest of the boys.

1. "omg this fucking zombie is undying!"
"duh shoot it in the head"
2.undying rules. buy all 3 of their cds

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Fossilman

his name is actually greg raymer, not dan. hes known for wearing novelty sunglasses to distract his opponents. he got the name "fossilman" by selling fossils to other players as good luck charms or card protectors. he played well during the tournament but was a little bitch during the tournament of the champions. i think hes a big fat lucky dork but thats just my opinion.

did you see fossilman in that commercial with moneymaker? what a loser

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