elo potion

A concoction of sorts.

Depending on the amount you consume it will increase your elo in a video game of your choice within 2-6 hours of consuming it, side effects may include wonkiness, loss of memory, bad things happening to you.

I drank the elo potion and everything just clicked, I finally managed to escape oompa loompa low.

Disgusting Low Master Dogs finally can't harass me anymore