Pineapple

An Australian $50 banknote. It’s given this name due to its colour.

I went to the servo and bought me two packs of their cheapest 20s. I gave them a pineapple and I didn’t even get shrapnel from it.

Hank Hill syndrome

Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.

"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."

Dollarydoo

A term used to denote the currency unit used within the Commonwealth of Australia. Often used as in its plural form, as “dollarydoos”, after a set number of currency units to specify its value as legal tender. Notably used in The Simpsons, Season 6, Episode 16 “Bart vs. Australia”.

“Nine hundred dollarydoos?! Tobias! Did you accept a six-hour collect call from the States?”

“Hey mate, do you have a spare dollarydoo?”

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