phone-keys-wallet

the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

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peanut slutter

a jar of peanut butter with random crumbs, dried jelly bits, and pieces of celery in it. much like a slut has many std's tainting her.

guy 1: can i have a spoon? i want to eat some peanut butter

guy: nah man. all i got it that jar of peanut slutter.

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