Cf. double bagger, three bagger.
A woman whose face is so ugly, you'd need to cover her face with a bag during sex. Not as bad as a two bagger.
"A three bagger? That's a one bagger, and I'm two cold ones away from wearing beergoggles -- watch me hit it!"
49π 12π
Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.
"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."
29π 15π
Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.
A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.
"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."
130π 29π
Used in papers you know noting about, yet mutually respected as a legitimate answer by english teachers everywhere, because they are too afraid to admit they don't know what the ever popular phrase actually means
It was a coming of age novel about Bestiality. And a young boy. Fucktard.
71π 205π
An entertaining person with erratic hand motions.
That politition is very animated, what a rittard.
A desirable car which impresses the ladies.
"This car is a chick magnet"
105π 118π