CUM CURTAIN

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.

That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..

Byrded

Being conned by your children into allowing fake or nonsensical words to be used while playing Scrabble

My daughter was going to use the word 'quon' for a lot of points in Scrabble, but I didn't believe her. I must have been Byrded.