cheese baby

noun. describes the result when a large volume of melted cheese is consumed (eg: at a fondue party) before being washed down with cold lager, causing the cheese to solidify into a hard mass inside the host's stomach.

Mrs shovelbottom, we have diagnosed the problem; you have a cheese baby, or 'infantia casues' as it is known in medical circles

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gummi bear tits

noun. refers to a woman who is still very attractive dispite having small mammary glands. Specifically implies she suits them, and that the person using the word prefers them that way.

"hey there gummi bear tits, how about a snog?"

*slap*

*knee to the bollocks*

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