Random
Source Code
Random
A smart young woman who walks like a grandmother who does aerobics. You can distinguish an olive by its flaming red hair, and tendency to hurt people that don't give them food. You need to be careful if you approach an olive in the wild if you want to come back alive.
Claudia: Have you seen olive?
*Children screaming in the background*
Claudia: Nevermind.
Claudia: I found her
To throw a Dishwasher at a 6-month-old infant while piloting a plane
Dish-a-rode
I am going to disarode your child if you don't shut up
A day in which we celebrate the best ship in the harry potter universe. (Remus lupin/Sirius black)
This said day occurs every year on July the 9
James: OMG OMG ITS WOLFSTAR DAY TOMORROW WE MUST INFORM THE WORLD THE BEST HOLIDAY EVER IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!!!
A basic pick me girl
what-vi-er-d
Emma: Is tiffany a Watvired?
Abby: Yep
The state of blue balls
hi-tig-bait
Maxine: Does Bradly have hiartigabate?
Amy: Of course
Amy: Look at him
To have a child with sheep, being a human sheep-human hybrid
She was a cooly