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1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.
2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.
3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"
Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"
Guy1: "Soft"
Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"
2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"
Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"
Guy1: "Already engaged"
Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"
Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"
Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"
Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
1. Someone willing to get down on their knee's and motorboat the bosses testicles making an absolute meal of it causing trauma.
2. A man who is seriously lacking in skill when it comes to scrotterboating his Superior work colleagues.
3. Someone who has not perfected the art of brown nosing or scrotterboating someone to seek one's benefit.
4. Someone who has not successfully made the transition from motorboating to testicular scrotterboating.
5. A man who can't relieve or impress his superior with his scrotterboating skills.
6. A serious fucktard or fucking retard.
7. A Man unfortunately missing fine tuned scrotterboating from his resume.
8. Someone willing to get carpet burn on their knee's to get ahead.
1. Project Manager: " Man I can't even sit down on my chair I just had Martin and Darryl in here scotterboating me. Feels like my nuts have been through a cheese grater!"
General Manager: "Yeah they are both Scrotterboatard's!"
Project Manager: "Well I'm off to to get some elective surgery, though you can hardly call it elective look what they have done to my crotch. Looks like a dog has been chewing it"
General Manager: "Well I'm floating on a cloud. Next time allow Bridge. He is a master Scrotterboater!"
2. Man1: "Bro did you get that job?"
Man2: "No it did not go well. They said I need to work a lot harder on my scrotterboating!"
Man1: "So your a scrotterboatard?"
Man2: "Bro just don't like the idea of a mans nuts in my mouth or anything else from the south"
Man1: "Ha ha bro job ain't worth it hey"
Man2: "No way bro I'll just stick to working hard"
1. A man who refuses to show any enthusiam towards work or any other activity other than squash or drinking beer and eating a steak.
2. A man willing to engage in a sexual act that involves lying on his back, taking one in the shitter, the mouth and wanking off two others.
Kim Beasley, Fat Al, Fat Albatross, dog fucker
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