moose

Moose is a generally cool nickname for everyone. It promotes all things stupid and unexplained, "Moose" love to eat and sleep and be generally funny at a cost to thier street cred and limbs. A kind endearing term.

I should know... it is my nickname... thank you very much

To say hi to a moose: "Howdy Moose!"
To ask for something: "Mooshy... please can I..."
To annoy: Call by their real name... it really annoys them.

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