DMD

DMD (deaf monkey disorder) is a term used to describe a silly goose that never hears ANYTHING you say correctly. Sometimes someone with this disorder will THINK they heard you correctly and will say they are correct when they clearly ARE NOT.

Person 1: “Hey! Wanna go to a party this weekend?”
Person 2: “NO WHY WOULD I DO THAT!?!?!!?!”
Person 1: “What are you talking about?”
Person 2: “I DO NOT WANNA FART ON YOU THIS WEEKEND.”
Person 1: “What the HELL are you talking about…? I did NOT say that”
Person 2: “YOU DID.”
Person 1: “whatever DMD haver…”