Prom

1)high school sponsored prostitution 2) a large gathering of horny immature high school kids dancing to lame ass music, with absolutely no access to vodka or rum 3) the "best night" of a middle-aged person's life

lame high school boy "for as much money as i've spent on this girl she better put out, or it's the end or our relationship"

30 years later lame high school boy to son "Son, this will be the best night of your life. It sure was mine, your mom doesn't put out nearly as well as that whats-her-name i fucked after my prom"

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