the prodigy

Basically the fucking greatest band ever.

Mac daddies, the lot of them.

"The Pordigy kick serious willy"

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the prodigy

Like your favourite band....but better.

"The Prodigy rule so hard it makes me orgasm.....in your mum's face"

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ambient

Basically any dance music that James Morgan and Josh Mills believe to be fucking clown shoes.

In other words it is all the music that James Wilson likes apart from The Prodigy.

Tiesto can fuck off with his ambient hippy shit.

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Sex and the City

A dire hour of over-the-hill thirty somethings persuading their equals in the real world that they have a chance of happiness and ever having sex again(when they don't).

Josh loves sex and the city more than his own mother

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breeze out

This term is handy for use when you feel the need to leave a certain area.

It often comes into use in the schooling environment, especially when a lesson ends and the students want to depart as quickly as is possible.

"I fucking hate Greenhalgh, ah bells gone, breeze out"

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Carl Asaba

Cockey rhyming slang named after the former Gillingham, Sheffield United and Millwall striker for "harbour".

Let's go daaan the Carl Asaba and see if we can nick some fish off the ships.

beat the burger

A phrase which despite its possible connotations is not in any way sexual.

It derives from the incredibly amusing activity of beating your rival's oversized burger in the Fuzion Frenzy mini game. This is a race, the result of which both the competitor's future pride and dignity is decided. FOR EVER.

The action on screen must be accompanied by some hard-hitting anthems (ie. Smack My Bitch Up, Bombtrack etc).

"Wait for it...

race, BEAT THE BURGER!"

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