DPB

A boner that is achieved by the rubbing of fabric when said male is clad in dress pants. Hence DPB (Dress Pants Boner). Separate than that of a jean dick or something of thicker fabric which can be easily hidden. Its risk is heightened by the sheer situational factors surrounding dress pants. Where are dress pants most often worn? Weddings?Church?Funerals? etc all of which are places boners would not fit in socially.....

Oh my gawd this fabric on my balls has me rockin a total DPB right now!!!

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