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Puddle jumper

One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.

Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

77πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


Doris said!

A term used to describe a spurious conversation between yourself and someone of relative importance.

Doris said! I wanna make ya team leader... I said I conna fuckin' read or write!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

6πŸ‘ 220πŸ‘Ž


My nipper

A boastful term used to describe one's offspring.

My nipper dunna like mondeo's, my nipper wouldn't open the door on a mondeo.

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


abfab

Arse Both Front And Back.
A lady with such a 'lovely personality' that, when viewed from the waist down, it is impossible to tell which way she is facing unless you can see her feet.

Look at the state of that!
Yeah definitely an abfab.

by morphinemitt May 26, 2008

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


good with colour

To be on the 'other bus'. Bowl from the pavillion end. Gay. Men who wear sandals or flip-flops. One who likes the Scissor sisters.

Fuck me,is he a raving faggot or what? Yeah, I bet he's good with colour.

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dick in ear

To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.

Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

28πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


nipper!

A double syllable word which when repeated enough times is so addictive it becomes tourette-like.

My nipper! My fucking nipper!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

8πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž