A boastful term used to describe one's offspring.
My nipper dunna like mondeo's, my nipper wouldn't open the door on a mondeo.
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Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch. A girl with a lovely personality. A girl with a face like a chewed-up toffee.
What about that one off Pop Idol? Nah, she's a BOBFOC, definitely a double-bagger!
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The tinter, the perineum, the bit between arsehole and genitalia.
I was rubbing against her tinter, you know the bit in between: tinter arse, tinter twat!
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A term used to describe the act of venting your frustration on someone/thing.
Hello, shropshire fitted kitchens? this is Mr Nipe, I'm just ringing to let you know...I'm taking ya! Anybody gets in my way...I'm taking them as well!
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A term used to describe a spurious conversation between yourself and someone of relative importance.
Doris said! I wanna make ya team leader... I said I conna fuckin' read or write!
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To be 'on the wrong bus', Gay as fuck!
Yeah, he wears flip-flops, sandals AND shorts. What a mincer!
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To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.
If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!
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