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My nipper

A boastful term used to describe one's offspring.

My nipper dunna like mondeo's, my nipper wouldn't open the door on a mondeo.

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


BOBFOC

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch. A girl with a lovely personality. A girl with a face like a chewed-up toffee.

What about that one off Pop Idol? Nah, she's a BOBFOC, definitely a double-bagger!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


tinter

The tinter, the perineum, the bit between arsehole and genitalia.

I was rubbing against her tinter, you know the bit in between: tinter arse, tinter twat!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


I'm taking ya!

A term used to describe the act of venting your frustration on someone/thing.

Hello, shropshire fitted kitchens? this is Mr Nipe, I'm just ringing to let you know...I'm taking ya! Anybody gets in my way...I'm taking them as well!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Doris said!

A term used to describe a spurious conversation between yourself and someone of relative importance.

Doris said! I wanna make ya team leader... I said I conna fuckin' read or write!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

6πŸ‘ 220πŸ‘Ž


Mincer

To be 'on the wrong bus', Gay as fuck!

Yeah, he wears flip-flops, sandals AND shorts. What a mincer!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

71πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž