love

Love is what I-types introvert wish they could get, but other extroverts steal those that they wish they could love.

extrovert 1: Poor Brian, he'll never get love sitting alone and being awkward all his live.

extrovert 2: Can he even feel the happiness that comes from having a boyfriend like my Jake? Somehow though, I just feel kinda empty even with him.

Extrovert 1: Can he ever hear us?

Brian: I can hear you FYI. Yes, I can feel happiness, but I can't reach love due to freaken extroverts like your Jake hogging all the decent girls!

Extrovert 2: He has a great personality.

Brian: Maybe if you dated guys who had insight and a strong mind, you could develop a personality.

Brian: Don't just date the same garden variety flamboyant dudes you always do, maybe that's why you have problems loving. They don't have the depth!

Extrovert 2: You're right, thanks!

Brian: Would you go out with me?

Extrovert 2: I owe you that for the insight.

Brian: I'll see you at subway.

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