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A person you meet and think they are an asshole, but after awhile they start to grow on you.
That guy over there is the moss man!
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A vagina that drips man juice for days after being ejaculated in during intercourse.
My friends husband was complaining that his wifes cum dumpster was still leaking for four days after sex.
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When you take a selfie of your cock.
I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.
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A shit that looks like soft serve ice cream that is so large in volume that it actually sticks up out of the toilet water forming a volcanic like peak.
My stomach hurt so bad from eating those burritos, I sat down on the toliet and made a volcanic soft serve.
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Something that is ridiculous and unjustified.
My boss just asked me to do the most ridictafied thing ever.
Giving a women a kick in her uterus because she is being an asshole.
My co-worker was so annoying that I threatened to give her a booterus.
Instead of buying a box of tampons, my girlfriend reused some shampons.