Gherkinson's Disease

‎The condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,

Gherkinson's Disease, I'm 6 foot 5 and washboard abs. Black belt in karate and drive a Maserati.

Rule 51

A rule stating that any swear word or phrase can and should be be replaced with DragonBall Z characters, when in the presence of siblings.

1: My printer just died!!!!1!1111!!!1!! NAMEK!

2: What?

1: Little sis is in the room, rule 51.