Ben

Energetic, butt-cheesed squeezed out of his rumpus kinda weird, with a bit of awkwardness on the side, even though he only wants a girlfriend, he makes all the guys turn homieosexual for him because his 52/52 majestic personality, but he farts a lot so your face will turn his favorite color of blue.

If you're a super rad Christian lady he likes you

SirDerpyCreeper is such a Ben