newton aycliffe

a hole of a town in the north-east of england which has many slaggy chavs or brick-arders as they like to think. it's also where mother turtle and her cronies work.

chav - "ey ya wanna gan to tesco park and av a bit of white lightning like...way eye man"

charva - "do yey wanna hang around the kebabey shop at newton aycliffe and annoy the fat owner (mr happy!!)"

mother turtle - "i'll run yar over!"

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Snowjob

When a women gives a cold man a blowjob

"Last night was so cold" said Barry "But I got a snowjob from Casey last night!" Said bob "dude it was like 2 degrees out last night" said Barry.

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