AM radio

radio where old people go to talk, fm radio is where the good music's at

Barbara: hey sweetie listen to this am radio
John (her grandson): okay let me hear. *listens for 3.14 seconds* *hears friday by rebecca black*
John: oh what the fuck is this?

Barbara: oh you dont like it? well how abo-
John: bake me some cookies grandma!
Barbara: but what about yummy by-
John: BAKE ME SOME FUCKING COOKIES

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disinterry

Disinterry is a very serious terminal disease in which the man loses his balls by parasites which feed on the male's sperm. Once these said parasites run out of sperm to munch on, then they proceed to feast on the males testicular skin. This is extremely serious and this is how Eazy-E died. Rest In Peace Eric Lynn Right.

me: bob dead
billy: how bob die
me: bob got fuckin disinterry
billy: you made that shit up

CJ

Short for carl johnson. cj is a gangster and nobody wants to fuck with him. but for some reason he just cant follow the damn train

big smoke: all we had to do was follow the damn train,cj!
Cj: *pow pow*