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An old faithful is upper-decking taken to the next level. Here are the steps:
1) Remove lid from toilet
2) Flush toilet, then grab black floating ball in the tank before the bowl refills. Hold the ball there for now. The bowl of the toilet should be empty.
3) Fill the bowl up with vinegar
4) Pour about 5 boxes or baking soda into the tank
5) Release black ball, so the baking soda mixes with fresh water, and replace the lid. - leave, watch, and wait.
When the next user of the toilet takes a shit, the vinegar and baking soda mix to make what can only be described as a shit volcano.
I took a shit in my friend's toilet. When I flushed, it overflowed into a foamy brown mess all over the bathroom floor. It was then that I knew my friend was a victim of Old Faithful.
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A drug created by fermenting fecal matter and urine in a jar and using a ballon to catch the gas. The fermented gas is inhaled to give the user a high which is reported to cause hallucinations and cocaine-like euphoric effects.
-Dude, why are your lips brown?
-Man I just did a monster butthash hit.
-That's disgusting
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the now former Senator from Pennsylvania. Bye Rick.
I hope the door to the capitol building doesn't hit Rick Santorum too hard in the ass on his way out. Oh wait, yeah I do!
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Rock 'n Roll music that can be found on a cassette tape in any Camero or Firebird. Bands include (but are not limited to): Billy Squier, AC/DC, Journey, Boston, etc.
I was making a mix tape of some of my favorite classic rock tracks from the late 70s and early 80s. When I got to the moustache rock songs my upper lip started to itch. When I looked in the mirror, I had magically grown a mullet and moustache, and was holding the keys to an '82 Trans Am.
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A bunch of fags who think George Bush is going a good job. They usually are sexually attracted to the transvestite Anne Coulter. They usually think that Rush Limbaugh makes sense. They actually think that faux news presents a balanced argument. You can usually recognize them by a book case full of Michael Savage and Sean Hannity's books.
Ultra-right winger "Ann Coulter made a really good point about how facists were actually American patriots in disguise"
Leftist "dumb ass"
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