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A version of twister, invented by yaoi fangirls, designed to fulfill their perverse sexual tastes with any unfortunate males nearby.
It plays like usual twister at first, except people call out places to put hands and feet instead of the roulette. But then all of the girls playing will mysteriously lose very early on and very easily, leaving only the guys playing. Yaoi Fangirls will then swarm the playing field, calling out colors, hands or feet, and specific circles, and soon the poor men will find themselves in mimic sexual positions with each other on the mat, with the Fangirls drooling and cackling in perverted bliss. Finally, this hell is complete when they start taking pictures.
Straight and gay men alike, beware.
Lucy: "Omigod! Look at these pictures of Ari and Amos playing Ultimate Twister! It looks like they're scissoring!
Emily: "Omigod! They're totally having sex! OMIGOD! I need to start shipping and writting fanfic for them!"
Ben: Damn Ari, I didn't know you swung that way."
Ari: "I hate everyone."
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The beautiful combination of childhood nostalgia and nudity.
Minimum of two players. Seeker looks for one or more seekees. Seekee gives up article upon being found. Any seekees who remain hidden after 6 minutes may keep clothing. Switch places and repeat until someone's naked.
Dude, I played Strip Hide and Seek when I was at Mary's last week. It was awesome.
Nice dude. Must've made you feel like a little kid again.
Pretty much. And people got naked. So it was exactly like being a little kid again.
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Something that works, bitches.
Bonus points if you can identify the science being used.
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A compliment you say to someone in a zombie hoard, especially if they run down kids on skateboards.
"You mowed down that skater kid. You're so hoar."
"Thanks!"
"Brraaaaiiins."
"Brrraaaaiins."
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