Mowgli

Mowgli is amazing, handsome and beautiful. They can run, sing, dance, act, just everything! They are also very gay gay gay! They love women so much that they will even be in debt for them. Everyone thinks Mowgli is boring, but no! They just think what they want to say in their head, and maybe thats for the best ( for others ). In conclusion, Mowgli is the most perfect person in the galaxy.

“Is that Mowgli?” this random person said.

“Yes, that ugly bitch is so ughh- i cant even describe how much i hate them,” the busted guy responded.

“Huh!???? How dare you,” the beautiful girl hits the busted guy in his busted face, “they are mine! You dare say rude stuff when you smell like shet.”

“Lets go, darling,” said Mowgli coming out of nowhere, they hooked arms with the girl, then they got married and lived happily ever after together.

Fin.