bitch mits

-when bitch tits was said incorrectly, bitch mits was created :)
-someone who has suddenly turned bitchy would be described to have 'put their bitch mits on' (mits being the shortened version of mittens {gloves}).
-This statement is usually also accompanied by the mimed action of putting a pair of gloves on.

"someone just put their bitch mits on!"

"get yer bitch mits on, love!"

"she's certainly got her bitch mits on today!"

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Headfordshire

-when head and Bedfordshire (Bedfordshire is a county in England that forms part of the East of England region) were merged together, Headfordshire was created :)
-basically yet ANOTHER euphemism for a bj

"she took him on a trip to Headfordshire"

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