tombledick

A name for a male tomble that is also fatherless and lacks a functional penis.

Mike: You're suck a tombledick!

Bethesda code

A term used to describe a program, game, or piece of code that has little to no optimization and was poorly written in ways that break the application associated with it.

"Do you know how to fix this program?"
"Dude, this is literally Bethesda code, I can't fix this."