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Heritage Hall

A subpar private "school" in Oklahoma City where everyone is too rich to work and too stoned to care. Only a handful of graduates have managed to get anywhere in life beyond working at their daddies' law firms/car dealerships or living off their trust funds, and literally 100% of the "successful alumni" live outside of Oklahoma. An incestuous community of losers who will leave the planet worse than they came into it, where football is worshiped and everyone is a lemming. A school you wouldn't send your worst enemies' kids to.

If you go to Heritage Hall and you're capable of reading this, get the hell out while you can and get a damn job. Preferably outside of Oklahoma. Stop pissing away your parents' money.

by mpddddpmgbddmbn September 20, 2012

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