blow my wad

Spend all my dough. Fun to use because it makes sense with this definition, but of course sounds as if you're referring to the other sense of the phrase.

(to the cashier at the Gap) Wow! I came here for the sale and didn't expect to blow my wad!

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banana clips

The yellow, crescent-shaped pit stains you get on white shirts from a combination of sweat and antiperspirant residue.

Bummer. I have to get some more white shirts. All mine have banana clips.

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