Vegan G

A hardcore vegetable eating cheese despising warrior of the new age. Commonly found in juice bars and mate cafes. If found in your local co-op: do not ask about soy-free vegenaise or nutritional yeast.

I was hiking and asked a dude for directions and he was totally Vegan G, offering me chia seeds trail mix and a German flax muffin.

squat

To dwell with the universe amidst its adversities. To find one's center. To dwell, in silence, with your best friend until stars, stream or stirring evoke conversation.

Informal: "Hey man, let's cop a squat"; or Formally: "Do you have time for a squat?"

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Possibility Pressure

The feeling on days off that there is infinite possibility for projects, work around the house and new adventures which inevitably leads to paralysis

Beginning my next novel, taking a ten mile bike ride, cleaning my bedroom floor, all were lost, tossed under the bus, and bit the dust because of possibility pressure.

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arsdale

n. One who drives, or v. to drive incredibly slowly, or interjection for dismay at someone who sometimes comes to a dead stop mid traffic, and then looks around.

There's a rattling quality to the motion, but it smooths out around corners at the same time that it violates the laws of physics, warping the curve to take days long, but in actuality, only require seconds of time passing.

not to be mistaken for critiques of old people, asians or out of town college students, these drivers are monsters, not stereotypes.

Dude, what is up with that arsdale? and then head-jerk acceleration to get past

Sag-Ass

what you get when you wear old pants, especially jeans

I thought his looked great, but i've got sag-ass.