arsdale

n. One who drives, or v. to drive incredibly slowly, or interjection for dismay at someone who sometimes comes to a dead stop mid traffic, and then looks around.

There's a rattling quality to the motion, but it smooths out around corners at the same time that it violates the laws of physics, warping the curve to take days long, but in actuality, only require seconds of time passing.

not to be mistaken for critiques of old people, asians or out of town college students, these drivers are monsters, not stereotypes.

Dude, what is up with that arsdale? and then head-jerk acceleration to get past