hos before bros

white boy term meaning to choose your buddies over a chick. though generally true, this exact phrase is usually only spoken by wiggers

dude! I don't bale on us tonight for a chick, we got a case of budweiser man! HOS BEFORE BROS!

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hentai

Anime porn for underage boys how have no grasp of reality and incapable of functioning with the opposite sex, so they discover Hentai which has unrealistic girls looking very underage but with huge tits getting fucked everyway possible by anything possible… and I do mean anything! i.e. Demons, animals, men, women and anything else you can think of.

The result is that you have little boys that become even less assimilated to the real world since they spend their days watching some girl getting raped by whatever and getting off on it.

It’s also a sign that Japanese men are way too oppressed and came up with Hentai as an outlet for their sexual repression.

I was a virgin until the age of 27, all thanks to Hentai! who needs a girl when you have hentai! MOM STAY OUT OF MY ROOM I'M BUSY!

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negative game

to have less than "no game" to the point that a person will destroy game for all that's around them, in turn, wrecking all game their friends have.

I could've gotten laid last night if my buddy who tailed along didn't have negative game.

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cosplay

Abbreviated for Costume Play

Mostly used for Anime and Comic fans that like to dress up as their favorite characters and go to conventions or other themed events. The costumes are usually home made and will include all the accessories the characters has (weapons, luggage, pets, etc) . Strangely, it’s not uncommon to see Males dress up as female characters and Females dress up like Male characters.

Sadly, 90% of them look like big fucking dorks, mostly because THEY ARE big fucking dorks, meanwhile the other 10% who are always female look pretty hot in an almost fetish manner.

I can’t wait for Anime Expo 2006! i've got my cosplay almost ready to go! I’m gonna dress up like one of the demons from Legend of The Overfiend! I just hope I can find enough dildos!

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classy

Ghettofied adjective from the late 70’s & 80’s that somehow became socially acceptable with predominately middle & upper class homogenized White Americans, especially during the last few years. The biggest mistake connected with the use of this term is that it should never be used to describe oneself. Those who use it to describe themselves never are.

Excuse me, I am a classy lady! Maybe I please have a paper bag & a straw!

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harley davidson

Once a great bike that was ridden by the baddest of the bad asses but has evolved into being the 2 wheeled sofas of RUB’s.

If you want something with a radio, GPS, a heater, cruise control and back support you should buy a sedan, not a Harley Davidson.

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yellow fever

When a white male has an excessive attraction towards females of the Asian persuasion regardless of how FOBISH or jacked up looking the girl really is; he’ll still think she’s the most fuckable thing on the planet. Also, they know nothing about the girls culture, can rarely tell the difference between any nationalities, think they all fuck like the girls they see in porn and never heard of Laos until King of The Hill.

Fevered: dude, I wanna fuck Trang!
Friend: are you kidding me? She’s missing half her teeth and is built like a 12 year old boy! Plus she barely speaks English! man! You’ve got yellow fever!

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