HMG

Hot Married Guy. So hot, but so married.

Holy crap, HMG's here!! Maybe this time I'll get to brush up against him!!

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LPW

League of Powerful Women, i.e., tough chicks. Cops, fire fighters, EMTs, Marines.

Yo, dude, who are they?

Oh, that's the LPW, Rupert. Hide your drink.

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whitewash

A term used, apparently, only where it snows. A whitewash is when you grab somebody by the back of the head, usually when wrestling, and rub their face into the snow. This is a technique primarily used during snowball fights. Made better when the whitewashee bleeds. Distant relative: the swirly.

Dude, AJ face-planted while boarding today, and Chris whitewashed him on the bunny hill!!

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brew flu

n. another term for a hangover

"Bill called out sick today?"
"Yup."
"That's fucked up, man. I was pounding car bombs with him until 5 A.M... brew flu?"
"Yup."

structural spraylayer

1. The cloud of saliva that comes out of your mouth every time you sneeze.
2. A fabulously disgusting insult.

Jesus christ, Bob, cover your mouth!! You just got structural spraylayer all over my new leather coat!!

Jane, you're a fucking structural spraylayer.

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