HMG

Horny Mexican Guy
These guys are everywhere- sides of the roads, in your house, and even staring at you in the shower. Occasionally you can spot them on the sidewalk scratching their crotch vigorously.

Girl- "Ew that guy keeps staring at me."
Guy- "Don't flatter yourself, honey. That's just an HMG. They'll stare at anything."

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Hot Married Guy. So hot, but so married.

Holy crap, HMG's here!! Maybe this time I'll get to brush up against him!!

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HMG

A heavy machine gun in the popular half-life mod Natural Selection. Used primarily to hold areas and kill onos.

Theres an onos incoming to base drop me an HMG

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hmg

Holy Mother of God

Guy 1: Yo d00d im gai
Guy 2: Das kool
Guy 1: eye liek u
Guy 2: hmg wtf

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HMG

HMG stands for Hot Mom Group, A group that has hot mothers and is nothing but positivey and no body shaming. Mascot of HMG is July Benjamin Gaito, a cat with down syndrome.

“HMG is cool and sexy”