poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

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the schills

the feeling you get when you get goosebumps when your in the middle of dropping a deuce

Its wierd man I wasnt even cold and I got goosebumps when I was shitting" friend 2: "haha dude you got the schills thats why

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