best friend

a person u can always depend on! no matter what and is always there for you!

guy: hey man she said i need "protection" and im all out u got a rain coat i can borrow?

guys best friend:yea there in the nightstand by my bed!

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ovary acting

freaking out about something that really doesnt matter.and you cant spell ovary acting without ovary!

i left the toilet seat up and she was totally ovary acting!

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