holy santa claus shit

We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...

example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"

bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("

ryan " holy santa claus shit"

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ass balls

when someone is getting fucked in the ass and the balls hit the person's ass witch create ass balls

example: "dude i gave that girl last night ass balls"

"really ohhman i wish i was with you"

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smart car

this car is a small vehicle wich no one wants to drive in also known as the dumb car since it was made only to fit 2 people, even though the car is going green its going rong for people

example:"hey bryan whats with the smart car"
"ohh i thought i would go green but i thought i could fit my hole family in the car when i bout it on the internet"

"way to go cow plower"

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Cow Plower

When a man is sexualy attracted to a cow and wishes to fuck or plow it in the ass.

example: "bryan stop plowin that cows ass and get over here"


example: "bryan stop being a cow plower,and get you dick out of its ass"

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smoking box

smoking box is were u light the inside of a box on fire, and as u close it and the flame smokes up alot, u open it and inhale as much smoke as u can for as long as u can

"dude i hope we are smoking box"
"dude we are!!"
"hurry close the lid before all the smoke leaves!!"

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kids help phone

a phone were you can call and get help/or is it... its not it is a a phone line were you can talk to cowncilers... but guess what you got to wait like 5-10mins before you can even get a fucking cownciller... me and my friend were going to prank call and we waited 10 mins and finally when we were conected we got bourd and hung up it wasnt worth the wait. they say you can call in emergencys but it takes to long to get ahold of anyone and bye the time you do your problem has already happend so there was no point in calling the stupid phone number FYI kids help phone is 1800 668 6868...

Example: "hey john im going to beet you up"
"no please dont" then i ran away i went to call kids help phone....5 mins later im in the trash can and i am talking to the cownciller after i was shuved in the trash can... she asked me " what is you problem john..." "nothing it already happend" "ohh sorry want me to let you speek to are head office person" "no i don......damit she conected me""

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butthunting

it is when a man goes hunting for ass, this is when you are looking for somthing for the night and you go butthunting and you find some nice ass,then you go after it and try to get it for the night

for women this term is the same lesbians like ass to right well not all so the few that do go out hunting as well for ass which is called butthunting

example: ryan "dude i went butthunting last night"

Nick "really find anything"
ryan "no just fat black ass's"
nick " srry man"

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