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ass martian

1.a alien that likes ass's
2. a martian thats faceial area looks like a giant fat ass

example: the mars rover pick up many pictures of fucking ass martian s fucking eachother in the ass

by mr.smarterass April 26, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


dildo breath

When you have been suckin/or blowing a dildo all day...or for a long period of time

"yo bryan your breath smells like a fucking dildo" "dildo breath"....

bryan "i need somthing to get rid of my dildo breath ive been sucking some lately"

by mr.smarterass April 1, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass nut butter

it is when a guy puts peanut butter on his penis and shuves it up a womens ass and jizzes witch leaks out to create ass nut butter

example "dude that girl wanted me to ass nut butter her"

"really did you shuve it in her ass"

"hell yah" :P

by mr.smarterass April 4, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz can

it is when a man keeps all of his jizz

a can of jizz!!!!

example "ewww sally whats that in your fridge"

sally " dude its my jizz can!!!!"

"thats fucking nasty"

by mr.smarterass April 26, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž