kids help phone

a phone were you can call and get help/or is it... its not it is a a phone line were you can talk to cowncilers... but guess what you got to wait like 5-10mins before you can even get a fucking cownciller... me and my friend were going to prank call and we waited 10 mins and finally when we were conected we got bourd and hung up it wasnt worth the wait. they say you can call in emergencys but it takes to long to get ahold of anyone and bye the time you do your problem has already happend so there was no point in calling the stupid phone number FYI kids help phone is 1800 668 6868...

Example: "hey john im going to beet you up"
"no please dont" then i ran away i went to call kids help phone....5 mins later im in the trash can and i am talking to the cownciller after i was shuved in the trash can... she asked me " what is you problem john..." "nothing it already happend" "ohh sorry want me to let you speek to are head office person" "no i don......damit she conected me""

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butthunting

it is when a man goes hunting for ass, this is when you are looking for somthing for the night and you go butthunting and you find some nice ass,then you go after it and try to get it for the night

for women this term is the same lesbians like ass to right well not all so the few that do go out hunting as well for ass which is called butthunting

example: ryan "dude i went butthunting last night"

Nick "really find anything"
ryan "no just fat black ass's"
nick " srry man"

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jizz can

it is when a man keeps all of his jizz

a can of jizz!!!!

example "ewww sally whats that in your fridge"

sally " dude its my jizz can!!!!"

"thats fucking nasty"

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ass nut butter

it is when a guy puts peanut butter on his penis and shuves it up a womens ass and jizzes witch leaks out to create ass nut butter

example "dude that girl wanted me to ass nut butter her"

"really did you shuve it in her ass"

"hell yah" :P

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