Miley vyrus

Unfortunate medical condition, often afflicting prepubescent/teenagers who claim to be uplifted by her crappy music. They often cant wait to see you again, even though they're complete losers. Delusional Heaven on earth mentality.

Girl: I ca-ca-ca-cant wait to see you ag-ag-ag-again . . . .
Guy: you have a miley vyrus, god, you keep stuttering

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