Retha

1. The most wonderful person, ever!"Shes practically perfect in every way". She puts the laughter in slaughter.
2. the bee's knees

Man 1."Excuse me sir, I couldn't help but notice that you have a goddess on your arm. Whats her name?"
Man 2."Her name in Retha."
Man 1."Wow I'm Jealous."
Man 3."We're Guards"
Man 4."we're Guards" See also goddess

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otto

Verb; to engage in coitus with the eye of a tornado. Ultimately putting it in its place. usually has a Tom Selleck mustache and eats bread and bologna for lunch, religiously.

Verb; to get the shit beat out of you for watching porn

eg.#1 "wow, I just ottoed"
"no wonder the storm ended abruptly"

eg.#2 "My mom caught me watching porn last night and gave me a stern otto."

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