dougbcave

dougbcave describes in a negative light someone who cannot spell on a PDA or who constantly misspells words on a PDA. Similar to the term fat finger but with the added connation that the person sending the misspelled message does not even care to correct their mistakes and is likely a douchebag themselves.

The origin of the word is from someone attempting to reply with the word douchebag from a PDA but because of fat finger typo the person botched the spelling so completely that the result was dougbcave.

Person 1: Could you understand that email Jim sent? It was full of typos.

Person 2: He's a total dougbcave and half the stuff he sends from his crackberry is incomprehensible because he is like driving, texting and drinking red bull at the same time.

[two bits]

Deriving from the "Shave and Hair cut, two bits" jingle, "Two bits" refers to a woman who does not shave/wax/remove body hair on legs, arm pits, facial hair, etc. The words two bits are used alone to reference the jingle with the implication that a shave/wax/haior removal is in order.

(At the beach)
Man 1: "Look at the hair on her thighs"
Man 2: "Yeah, two bits allright"

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