Sanity extractor

The head band most Middle Eastern men wear when they are doing dumb things in the desert. Also known as "aqal choos" in urdu and punjabi.

Habibi: lets make love to a camel!!!

John: wtf dude, remove that sanity extractor before making such plans....

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Recreational Gynaecology

A medical sub specialty that serves the doctor more than the patient where the doctor tends to the the sexual needs of the opposite sex.

1st man: - dude, what's you major?
2nd man: - screwing chicks here and there!
1st man: - would you like to give it a name?
2nd man: - yeah, recreational gynaecology!