Country Time

The act of practicing oral sex on your partner directly after they urinate.

OMG. Lady at work asks me do I like Country Time? I'm like the lemonade. She is like no, like when you eat a woman after they pee. noooooo.....UNLIKE.

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WNDH

acronym for What In The Hell, actually sounds like WUT N DA HELL? popular in the southeastern United States amongst natives.

Man: What are those muffins or cookies?
Woman: They are bon bons.....Bite size cookies that taste like brownies with a vanilla glaze topped with a festive M&M

Man: WNDH!!! (walks off)

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NIUS

an acronym for "Nigga is you serious?" It's a saying or a look you get when someone says something incredibly stupid or asinine. Something that make you wonder if their brain functions normally. Maybe they have a baby's brain.

Man #1: Yall ready to hit the club?
Man #2: Yeah dog, let's roll, tell your brother to come on.
Man #3: (walks out with a FUBU shirt on)
Man#1: NIUS!!!! We are leaving without you.

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squatch

an abnormal unfreakishly large bitch. In height and in weight. Like if she looks like Kendrick Perkins. You know can't be too skinny and can't be too large. Just bulky, solid. Like she could play small/power forward in a 3-on-3 game.

1. Damn Squatch can you back the fuck up so I can see the sun.

2. Squatch, can you change that street light for me.

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pink snuggie

vagina, snatch, snappy nappy, pussy, cooch, cum laude.

I gotta get some of that pink snuggie tonight, let me text my hoe.

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